before you ask…

We always want suggestions!

This is the ask we get more often than any other so save yourself some time and just send us your ideas instead of first asking if we want them. Because we most definitely do. (And while we’re on that subject: if you’re going to send multiple suggestions please send them in the same ask. We know the ask cuts you off but please send as many as you can at once without breaking off mid-sentence, and even though it no longer allows you to skip lines we promise we’ve got enough Ravenclaw in us to figure it out.)

Please don’t ask us to “stop making fun of” a house.

We get a lot of asks telling us that we’re prejudiced against a certain house. (Funnily enough, we haven’t gotten any from Gryffindors. We’re guessing it’s because they’re the house of the Weasley twins and they generally know how to take a joke.) We’re really not making fun of anyone here. We’re making fun of everyone. It’s a fair deal — you get to laugh at others, but you also have to laugh at yourself. So please don’t ask us to “stop making fun of” a house; we make these posts with the best of intentions, not to be mean or hurtful.

If you have any complaints about how the blog is run, feel free to message Beth at her personal Tumblr. She’ll be happy to sort you out.

Now you may proceed to the askbox.